The unisex heavy cotton tee is the cornerstone of any wardrobe—a timeless classic that sets the stage for casual fashion greatness. It’s perfect for anyone who knows their place at the top of the food chain and refuses to compromise. Because let’s face it, "I didn’t claw my way to the top of the food chain to become vegetarian," and neither did this tee!
Here’s why this shirt reigns supreme:
Premium Fabric: Made with medium-weight 100% cotton (5.3 oz/yd²), it’s soft, breathable, and tough enough to handle anything—from a casual day out to a barbecue that might get a little messy.
Design-Ready Surface: Specially spun fibers create a smooth, vibrant canvas for bold, sharp printing—whether it’s your favorite joke, a fierce design, or a declaration of your carnivorous confidence.
Built-In Comfort Features:
No Side Seams: No itching, no chafing, just pure comfort under the arms.
Taped Shoulders: Reinforced for long-lasting durability, because this tee is built to stay on top.
Tear-Away Label: Scratch-free, irritation-free, because life’s too short for annoying tags.
Versatile Style: The classic fit and crew neckline make it a go-to for any occasion—casual hangouts, semi-formal events, or even a steakhouse dinner.
Ethically made with 100% US-grown cotton, this tee is certified for safety and quality by Oeko-Tex and produced sustainably under the US Cotton Trust Protocol. So, whether you’re showing off your personality or reminding the world who’s at the top of the chain, this tee has got your back (literally).
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Width, in
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00
Length, in
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00
35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in
15.10
16.50
18.00
19.50
21.00
22.40
23.70
25.00
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
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