Looking for a shirt that’s both comfy and potentially hilarious? Meet the unisex heavy cotton tee—a wardrobe essential that’s as reliable as your favorite drink (and may contain alcohol… just in spirit, not the fabric). This tee is the sturdy base layer for your casual fashion escapades—like a plain margarita waiting for a splash of creativity.
Crafted with specially spun fibers, it offers a premium printing surface so your quirky designs pop sharper than your wit. No itchy side seams mean you can enjoy uninterrupted comfort, even if life gets as chaotic as a karaoke night. And with taped shoulders, it’s ready to handle all the questionable dance moves you throw its way.
Specs you’ll actually love: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) made of 100% US-grown cotton—soft, durable, and ethically sourced (because looking good shouldn’t feel guilty).
The fit: A relaxed classic fit for that laid-back vibe, with a crew neckline that works everywhere from couch lounging to may contain alcohol brunches.
Bonus points: Tear-away label for scratch-free living, because nothing ruins a good joke—or a good tee—like an itchy tag.
Whether you’re sipping cocktails or just rocking this tee with your "morning coffee" (wink, wink), it’s the perfect blank canvas for expressing your style or your love for life’s happy hour moments. Cheers! 🍹
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Width, in
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00
Length, in
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00
35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in
15.10
16.50
18.00
19.50
21.00
22.40
23.70
25.00
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
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